• A white greeting card with black text reading 'Today it's all about YOU. Tomorrow, nobody cares.
  • A white folded greeting card with bold black text reading 'Today it's all about YOU. Tomorrow, nobody cares.
  • A folded white greeting card standing upright on a dark gray background. The card has black text that reads, 'Today it's all about YOU.
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Funny Blunt Birthday Card – Today It’s All About You, Tomorrow Nobody Cares

Funny Blunt Birthday Card – Today It’s All About You, Tomorrow Nobody Cares

Give them a birthday laugh with this funny, blunt birthday card! “Today it’s all about YOU. Tomorrow, nobody cares.” is the perfect cheeky message for someone who enjoys sarcastic humour and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Ideal for friends, family or anyone who deserves 24 hours of attention before normal service resumes!


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Card Info

- Available in two sizes:
5"x7"(12.7 x 17.78cm) and
A4, 8.3"x11.7"(21 x 29.7cm)
- Printed on high-quality card
- Gloss finish

Other Info

- Envelope included
- Please note that greeting cards and gifts are sent separately
- Option to send directly to the recipient (message will be printed as provided)
- Colours may vary from what is viewed on screen to what is printed

Processing & Delivery Info

We’re a small business, not Amazon - but we hustle.
- Processing time is 1-3 business days
- Delivery estimate is 1-2 business days

*Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by the postal service.

Eco Credentials

- Water based inks
- Vegan-friendly
- Sustainably sourced paper
- Recyclable

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